illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
pizza:

moistbottom:

This is the real pizza, hope you like my makeup bby

this is the worst thing oh my god but the monobrow looks real wtf

pizza:

moistbottom:

This is the real pizza, hope you like my makeup bby

this is the worst thing oh my god but the monobrow looks real wtf

relahvant:

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what a time to be alive

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momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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